That’s What Happens When You Let Christians Cook

we’re really talking about this problem of
    jell-o molds
    mayo-based salads
    casseroles
    Ohio, Indiana, Nebraska, Kansas
    bacon grease
    modern Thanksgiving traditions like
    tortilla chips
    divinity
        and sometimes the common misuse of to/too/two
                they’re/there/their
                adapt/adept

we’re really talking about protestants,
    and apostrophes
because Italians can cook and they’re Christian-Catholic.

March 2007